compromise

nlp(entireNovel).sentences().if('the #Adjective of times').out()
// "it was the blurst of times??"

nlp('she sells seashells by the seashore.').sentences().toFutureTense().out()
// 'she will sell seashells...'

if( doc.has('^simon says (shoot|fire) #Determiner lazer') ){
  fireLazer()
} else {
  dontFire()
}